My buddies at x3guide have criticised me, in their jolly way, for writing long reviews. Apart from the educative attempt above, let me try to be brief.

Fuck no! This site needs a splurge.

KScans has videos of boy-to-girl and girl-to-girl peeing which are more genuine than any I’ve seen on the internet. Their images, huge pages of them with annoyingly small thumbnails, convey all the details in the videos.

These lovely European girls – Sophie Moone, Zsanett (Sandy) and new star Sylvi – take it all with natural reactions.

For pee fans this site is without equal for videos and up with the best for pictures. I said of Pissbank that it was largely original and better than most. Of Glimpse-It, my thoughts were that, though amateur in picture quality, the girls “took their drinks” like troopers and made it worthwhile that they didn’t fake it.

Here, with KScans, we have close to the best we can hope for: beautiful models who are famous or becoming so; clear professional photography; videos which don’t “piss about” [pun intended] with endless intros and after-wetting; girls who take it all, faces up, trying to stay cheerful; pissing videos like fans have longed for. In other words, beautiful, professional AND hard.

I have never seen such girls, smooth-skinned and young, do pissing and drinking it so naturally. These girls act sexy, open their mouths, recoil when the golden stream hits them, lick it and take it anyway, get piss-doling penises shoved in their mouths before they can spit out the urine and they really do earn their money.

They are our money-taking piss girls. We want to see them drink it and suffer; they take their pay to fulfil our fantasies.

There is much more to this site than peeing stuff and the previous review covers that. Purely as a pee site, this should be highly rated – volume, originality, navigation, sharpness etc. – but this does not portray the must see nature of these pee videos and a lot of their accompanying pictures.

It was not long before the black baseball bat scene started. Imagine the Captain's pleasure at seeing a beautiful blonde model with her feet up around her neck, exposing her pink puckered asshole for an impossibly large object. Think of all those prick teasing blondes you have met in your life. Wouldn't you just love to be able to give them something like this to remember.

Cameron did a great job of opening up Sophie's asshole and getting the baseball bat inside. We hope you enjoy the scene. Sophie didn't. The greatest part was seeing Sophie right at the edge - asking Cameron not to put any more in, but Cameron just working it up her asshole all the same. Leaving Sophie just to make little whimpering noises.

Sophie also did some great ass to mouth work. The end came to the anal work with the anal speculum scene. It was too sharp at the edges and hurt the inside off her asshole. We had to cut the scene early, but it didn't stop us making Sophie take the speculum from her ass to her mouth all the same.

The shoot went on to some great fisting and fetish shots. Captain K loved the peeing scenes. Look at Sophie with her glass of pee - and yes it is the real yellow stuff (look at how cloudy her pee is !). We almost got her to taste it, but she decided that was too much for her first Captain K shoot!

Aside from the introductory "Faces" galleries, it's pretty much all like this. It should be clear that the aspiration of these young women to make it as "glamour models" is rather in doubt. As noted, a lot of the action revolves around peeing--though there wasn't any actual piss drinking that we saw. The pee (and cum, in at least one shot) all dribbles out of the model's mouth. There is also toy play, medical instruments, douching, anal plugs, and even one tampon scene. What there isn't is straightforward boy-girl fucking. For that you are invited to try the sister site, Kporns.

What did we really like about this site? First it's all exclusive content and updates every couple of days. Do you want to know the first thing you should look for before joining any paysite? The updates page. A top site has nothing to hide, and you can take it as a good sign that Kscans is very up-front about what has recently been added.

The models (around 45 when we visited) were mostly above average, especially given what they do, but not always as enthusiastic as we like to see. The video quality was high, with a very sharp picture that plays at 768 kbps. Video files usually run less than 10 megs (1-2 minutes playtime), making this a very friendly site for those of you using a modem. Member feedback is quite actively solicited.

We were a little concerned that this being "eastern European" and all, there wouldn't be any good dirty talk to go with the video. To our surprise there actually is a bit of talk (along with the usual dippy music), though at times it seemed like an almost spooky overlay on the soundtrack. Better than nothing, we suppose.

The Puppet Master and Captain K are emphatic about not being professional photographers. Instead, their aim is a unique "documentary behind-the-scenes" style. We weren't sure what this meant. The videos didn't really seem like documentary behind-the-scenes movies to us. There is no sense of this being another "reality" porn site (whatever that means). In general, the movies are quite well done, the photos less so. The pics are big but often blurry and rarely well-staged. At least they never claimed to be professionals.

The navigation isn't that easy, as it is mainly organized according to updates. There is a model index in a drag-down menu, but this isn't much help. Video files come with pics, but it isn't clear what content is in many of the videos, which tend to run in series.